24th April 2019

Britains got talent! After warm-ups with weaves + layups practice Coach Josephine Cowell got the girls into 3 teams. Amanda Holden-balls in Black (Sally, Gill, Lisa Fedi) Unlesh the Dixon’s in Blue (Nancy Rhonda, Laurie, Shirley, AK) and David Walslam’s in Purple (Tulay, Andreea, Sarita, Dania, Jenny)  The knockout auditions decided who played first.
Black V Blue to start. Lisa and AK took to the stage with a Jump ball. 3-0 to the Blues. The 2nd act was singing duo featuring SueBo V Paul Potts. Blues buzzer was sounded and Purple-Jenny took 2 from the free throw line. The 3rd Act of Magicians Blue v Black, Jo was in for Blacks, then she wasn’t. 4th Act comedians, oh how I laugh, as the balls went in one after another, Sally 2, Dania1, Andreea 1 and Gill 1. Blacks won triumphant. 5th act was won by the Blue contortionists. 6th to Purple Cheer leaders. 7th to the Blacks brass band. Act 8. The golden Buzzer France’s got talent! Fadi’s basket blew us all away, happy birthday Fedi. 9th game went to the Blue girl band oooh! Act 10 the teams were getting tired. Blue versus Purple. The golden Buzzer sounded AMERICA’S got talent Rhondy got both baskets, Ant and Deck from the free throw! The teams changed Black V Blue. Fedi did a disappearing act, all what was left off her was 2 balls and a bib.
C U N Wednesday!
BADABING!
P.s Fedi your balls are Nancy’s car.

17th April 2019

Our Coach who aren’t in court, hallowed be her name. Thy rules be done, as if we were in heaven.
Our weekly bread. Let us play.
2 teams In Blue, Le Frere Jacques from Notre Dame (AK, Laurie, Tulay and Nancy) versus the Reds, The Londons Burning, St Pauls, ( Sally, Louise, Shirley and Gilly)
Reds started with the ball and were first to score. The Notre dames flames ignited and scored engulfing the court with rebounds and baskets. The reds fetched the engines and screamed ‘fire fire’ Londons burning and needed to pour in a water break. Refreshed, the Reds were first to score then within a minute Ding Ding dong the Blues were in the lead again.
The Reds passed fast but the long arms of Notre Ak-dame got the ball and like a easter egg resurrected another basket. Saint Teresatulay scored a beautiful relic followed by a miracle from Avelauria. Sally the Apostle scored and defended like a demon. Firefighter Shirley scored some wonders. At 7.57pm Pope Louis left the court with a broken finger for remembrance. 8pm on the dot the Spire fell and the game was brought to a close.
The collection box to collect the subs to fund this church will pass around reminding those to pay who have not paid For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory forever and ever. Amen

10th April 2019

10th April 2019
Reasons to be cheerful!
Blacks – Sarita, Sally, Dania & Gilly verses the Pinks AK, Shirley & Nancy (with the occasional hand of God/Jo).
Pinks were outstanding & smashed basket after basket, so Blacks upped their game and started to pass and pass again. Despite AK (man of match) being both fabulous on offence and defence the Blacks started to take the lead.
Coach Jo guided play & managed to instruct and get the basket of the match from afar.
A brilliant work out everyone – & don’t forget to pay your subs.
The Lion

3rd April 2019

Two Teams Go To War !

The Blacks, Akansha, Dania, Gilly, Shirley & Tulay against the Purples Lisa, Sarita, Fedi, Sally & Andrea. Coach Jo was quick to call foul & kept the game moving fairly & with consequences.

Purples narrowly won both games but interestingly Akanksha & Dania from the blacks were ‘man of match’ for their sterling play tonight.

Great game everyone.