It’s Michael Jackson’s 60th birthday, Ten Badabings Meet to celebrate A Thriller Night on the basketball court. Our Coach tonight is Jocent Price. Ahahahahahahaha haIt’s close to 7 at night, 2 teams are lurking in the dark, Under the court light, Jocent talks us through a new drill routine. 2 teams The Flesh-Eating-Zombies in Pink (Ghoullou, Dangernance, Android, Tuuooo-lay, and Smooth-criminal Fed) Versus The Werewolves in Black (Snarita, Shirhowling Gillyjean, SpitfireSally and Laurie she’s bad) We are playing man in the mirror, Ghoulou is the first to ‘rock with you’ Laurie is first to scores for the black, she’s bad….and Feddi she Don’t stop till she gets enough. Ohh! She’s Bad, Sally ‘got to be there’ to pass to Snarita,’ Cause this is thriller, Thriller night, And no one’s gonna save you from the beast about to score, You know it’s thriller night, and You’re all be fighting for the ball, Inside there is a killer thriller, Ahahahahahahahaha, tonight we are gonna bring it on the ball, Andreea says Beat it..beat..it beat it, you know you have to run and beat it. 8pm Jocent Price recites and ‘Darkness falls across the land’. C U All next Wednesday
Werewolves win 2 out of the 3 games of first to 4. The Zombies are fast but not fast enough.
EJ makes basketball Great again.
8 girls hooked up for basketball, starting with layups and stretches. 7.20 The Game began. 2 teams with everything to play for, the aim Box out Trump. Tonights coach EJ Aka Micheal Cohen whistle-blower and dealer of the playout. Which team scored more the Actress and Playgirl Bunnie Karen McDougal’s team in Plum (Louise, Sarita, Tulay and Lisa) or Actress and Porn star Stormy Daniels in blue (Stormy Dania, Andreea, Shirley and Laurie) Lisa won the Jump ball followed by Sarita placing the 1st ball of cash in the net. The Plums were all over the papers with baskets flying here and there. Incredible rebounds from Tulay Porn star of the match. Experienced Andreea Lewinksy took the ball to new heights shooting her cigar into the net. Laurine Keeler took her Profumo affair into the basket but lost her case on court. Lisa got her tit whacked for tat with Stormy Dania as they jostled for the payout. The Cheeky girls Shirley and Andreea tried to box out Actress and model Sarita but no one could stop her relentless shooting. Dania Stormed threw the defence making every layups count.
At 20.00 hrs the Hush money was the guilty plea! It was unanimous the Purple Playgirls had won the night.
Hip Hip Hooray
See you next Wednesday
Frying tonight was 2 teams, The Fish in Orange batter (Sarita, Shirley Nancy and Laurie) Versus The Chips in black oil. (Louise, Sally, Andreea and Gilly) Roach Josephine was caught up stream and was unable to make the game.
We started layup and warm ups at 7.05. The 4 aside Game began at 7.20.
Chip off the old block Andreea was the first to score. The first game of the night was won by the Blacks oiled Chips who battered the fish. Cod was not on their side. The blacks scored 3-0 before flapping Fish Sarita got one in the net. Then the tide turned. Game 2. Sarita soon became unstoppable. Skinny Chip Gilly breamed for Andreea blocking Shirley’s path. Chubby Chip Louise slipped another one in when the fish least expected. Nancy hung back up stream to catch some wild throws from Laurie, she scored 3 in a roe. Super Sally Parmesan Truffle oil Chip exceeded all expectations by catching impossible rebounds stopping the slippery Sarita from scoring more! Shirley slipped a couple in the net from afar. Laurie took a shot and scored. Sally and Gilly relished their scoring moments with a tomato sauce dip. Sarita started to keep score exaggerating the size of her teams lead. With a Minute to 8pm The ball was trout or was it in….Louise helped by her chips Badabing’ed the last one in…Hooray!
But still Team Fish took first plaice on the plate winning over all. It was the tastiest game of the fishing season with no one to call travel or the 3 second rule.
See you all next Wednesday for another takeaway of fun.