Yes indeed Jesus did rule tonight. The colourful Gentiles took on the Black pseudo Jews and it was a veritable ritual slaughter.
A couple of baskets were sacrificed but the Gospel according to St Del struck deep into the heart of the non believers and two near beheadings were avoided but did result in double penance.
We will return to the temple of Bing for a future service next Tuesday where we hope to all feel truly and righteously kippored.
Bless you all, Bad Bings, and may you seek forgiveness for your fouls.
Rev Stretch
and all who sail in here.
The odd jew louise
Ps
Everyone came!
- Marta – head priestess
- Sian – sacrificial lamb
- Sally – never seen a red haired Jew before must be a faker
- Nancy – in purda
- Miranda – top basketeer
- Dania – ferocious Lioness
- Andreea – pseudo Jew of the match
- Fedi – our Holy Spirit
